Losing the Cherry

I've just discovered the reason they've all been pointing at me and disguising their laughter beneath clenched claws covering orifices that shit usually comes from (you know, the mouth)...
Hi, my name's Anonymous Kat, and I am not a blogger.

Well, I wasn't until just now - when I thought I would catch the last train out of Sydney.....
All aboard! Now, I'm still trying to figure out if I am going to keep a blog because I want to be part of a so-called 'community' or because I want to see my writing out in the public arena (not the Roman type of course, I don't need lions, tigers and bears - oh my!, to rip my writing to pieces - my other half does that just fine thanks!)

or, [and here is really the most likely explanation] - as something to keep the boredom away when at work. Not that I don't enjoy my job - it's just, well, you know and I know where you are reading this from...and it ain't the comfort of your room. Nope, I suspect you are sitting in a god-awful uncomfortable chair, trying to block out Steve's voice (who never quite realises why people wince when he walks into the room).
Come on, 'fess up. No need to be shy about it - come on, embrace it! Take ownership of it.

You know you want to.